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RELIGIOUS People are crazy!!!!!

finally on Fox tonight he has been spotted again finally tonight if history has shown us anything it's that Jesus can appear in any form finally tonight Jesus just popping up everywhere these days finally tonight but finally tonight finally tonight a man in Kentucky says he's got a spoonful of Jesus oh you know they say beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it turns out so is the image of Jesus Christ we always on the show try to keep track of where people find images of Jesus and mother Teresa to the grilled cheese sandwich bro cheese sandwich the cement Flo exactly right grilled cheese sandwiches – potato chips – tree-trunks go window a pancake even a burnt toast windows a cheeto a frying pan tree barks and then roll toast a Danish pancakes fish sticks and now a cat and now a moth how about an ultrasound but how about the Virgin Mary in some salsa did a cinnamon bun leave behind a message from above hey is it a snack or a Holly symbol a miracle or just a meal is it a miracle or mishap whoa what is the holy image or a bucket of filth let you judge for yourself here on this Thursday morning right here we have one of Jesus's eyes here's the other eye on Jesus here's his nose before head a nose you can see the mustache and a beard here's this beard there's the shroud this is the eye you've got the mouth with a goatee and the eye there's a nose in the mouth I see her neck is right here her chin is right here this is to her body and this is the head the halo is above his head here you see the set of eyes your eyelashes you can see the hair coming down here down here here there's the eye and even the mustache I took three pictures with my cell phone and I see all the images on my cell phone and then when it scaled down on your cell phone you really clearly see it she believes it is a message from Jesus Garcia says the minute he found the rock he immediately quit drinking and smoking the face of Jesus in the folds and shadows of the shirt when his TV's off Pedro alito claims an image of Jesus appears on his TV so how does that image compare to the other Jesus images that have popped up Jesus in the clouds Jesus waffle there's the frying pan Jesus from Texas hey folks remember that Jesus spoon it isn't they can round with the national media it is that's not the only recent Saviour sighting this weekend we move from Jesus in a sink to Jesus on a stick there are a few Jesus sightings to tell you about this morning images of Jesus okay oh Jesus that's what I have to say about this next story well we've got another sighting of the Virgin Mary here on the Central Coast this time on a man actually almost see her holding the baby Jesus next thing I know he sets down this sandwich I knew it was some kind of a sign first they came to my mind as Jesus immediately thought it looked like Jesus and that was what was so cool the longer I stared out at the hey I looked like Jesus I looked over towards the tree and there was this picture of Guadalupe in my tree or the Virgin Mary whatever they say it is I I just feel so warm inside every time I look at it makes me kind of feel like a kid again alone right I think it's interesting to see that there's a an image of what we know is our Redeemer millions of years ago before he ever came to earth I don't think nothing of it I think it's just a glare from the window some people said he couldn't see it I don't know if it's a spiritual level you have to be on to appreciate this picture cuz God will use just a little tiny rock like this it's in the dirt to form a miracle like this for everyone to see our ice machine has been broken for a long time and all of a sudden I go into the ice machine and there's new ice so I guess it's just the miracle of Jesus and apparently this isn't the only Jesus Cheeto we checked the internet and found others they're calling it Jesus you could call it Jesus his name shall be Jesus the name is caught on this one just reminded me of Jesus Jesus sorry if people could find Jesus somehow in each of us like she's found in this object then that would be a wonderful thing maybe it's like kind of a sign saying that he would arrive Motorcycles to believe in God well I mean turbulent times down to you seeing more and more of this maybe it's a sign that we better all start taking care of each other is this the second coming of Christ is she pregnant with twins hey I don't know I don't make this stuff up oh we don't make this up I'm tellin ya we just record it yes we want to know if you see Jesus in the mouth and have you found Jesus in food and do you see the image of Christ here what do you think about it can you see Jesus in the sonogram we want to know what you think I don't know if you can see that french fry if you thought it looked like Jesus take a look you see it do you see it do you see it I'll be honest with you we're looking at a picture of it right it does look like the face of Jesus on your turtle shell look take a look you see the image do you see that look at that now look at that that that to me looks like a Photoshop oh I see that for sure that one that one I can see what do you guys think okay let's see a little John Lennon in there but I do see some Jesus as well it's better than some we've seen I was gonna say it's worse oh really and how is that Jesus that's might be the worst I've ever seen I'm like Jesus and you know I love cats I'm sorry do you know seems like if Jesus was gonna show up somewhere it wouldn't be an ice-cream but maybe just don't show up anywhere sweet Jesus I don't see her I don't either but it's still a good story it's a good story I see it on the toast I see it on the cat I saw one done under the Cheetos butter trees potato chip remember in the mint the swirl oh yeah maybe that was Jesus I forget every single one you see that ice cream wheel cheese on trees roadways very awesome you can see it the sunrise and the sunset in in these eyes you can see in that way but on a feline in the heart in storms when you're storm chasing you're out there in God's country you know yes a lot of places do we have time for quick weather yeah we can storms women

Jean Kelley



  1. TheUserInTheRoom Posted on April 27, 2019 at 11:45 pm


  2. William Zhao Posted on April 27, 2019 at 11:45 pm

    media it's li.ke a cu.lt..

  3. Yoo Jastle Posted on April 27, 2019 at 11:45 pm

    I passed a log which looked just like Jesus. I didn't want Him staring at my taint, so I flushed. I figured if anyone could figure out the sewer system, it would be our Lord and Savior. Glory !!

  4. Wojtek HakeS Małkowski Posted on April 27, 2019 at 11:45 pm

    This dumb brainwashed religious fanatics are hallucinating and seeing him everywhere 😜, but they have no idea that this is all bullshit lies created as a system to enslave humans mind's. Did someone knows why the second coming is needed? It's because he was so fuckin useless the first time around 😜, the ultimate failure and loser…😂🤣
    iamhyperian.com 🔻👁️🔺

  5. Jason Byrne Posted on April 27, 2019 at 11:45 pm

    Wow, that's a lot of stupid people, I do worry for the US…

  6. Curtis Jones Posted on April 27, 2019 at 11:45 pm

    Truth is, Jesus created you and HE will judge you. Everything has been recorded. Also, Jesus did NOT have long hair.

  7. Little Shitstain Posted on April 27, 2019 at 11:45 pm

    You can't make this shit up!!! Said every devout believer who turned off their brains to be marveled by a fucking cheeto. Omg 😂😂😂

  8. darttoyou1 Posted on April 27, 2019 at 11:45 pm

    So shit found in the woods is positively bigfoot shit because nobody knows if a bear shits un the woods, apparently as everyone ask does a bear shit in the woods? Nobody knows, it's like tides, tides go in tides go out? Nobody knows why?

  9. Klica Posted on April 27, 2019 at 11:45 pm

    Religion is a mental disorder.

  10. EDVgamer Posted on April 27, 2019 at 11:45 pm

    In the name of the father, the son and the holy TOAST.

  11. XaurreauX Posted on April 27, 2019 at 11:45 pm

    Pareidolia on steroids!

  12. Daemon Mortem Posted on April 27, 2019 at 11:45 pm

    I haven’t flushed the toilet at my house for about 3 years. There’s a little turd Jesus in there.

  13. Hugh Tahoob Posted on April 27, 2019 at 11:45 pm

    "A spoonful of Jesus helps the mental illness go down!"


  14. W. C. Orielly Posted on April 27, 2019 at 11:45 pm

    Yes they are…. i can personally attest to this fact because I have first hand knowledge….. My sister is one of them… and I love her but she is bat shit crazy for Jesus… She falls under the god and Jesus are all love and peace umbrella but she is rabidly religious….

  15. Jack Rammling Posted on April 27, 2019 at 11:45 pm

    New Ice? Thanks Jesus 🤙🏼

  16. Biggus Dickus Posted on April 27, 2019 at 11:45 pm

    And finally tonight , the media is told what to say.

  17. Chris Haunton Posted on April 27, 2019 at 11:45 pm

    hot soup makes me feel warm inside, a beautiful naked woman makes me feel good on the inside, some tasty nugs make me feel warm on the inside….how come no news crews come to my house?

  18. Jameel Collins Posted on April 27, 2019 at 11:45 pm

    In it's all Allegory everybody is getting​ high off a lie be(lie)ve!!!😕

  19. Chaos Primordial Posted on April 27, 2019 at 11:45 pm

    I found Jesus in my Toilet swimming and he winked at me.

  20. Travis B Posted on April 27, 2019 at 11:45 pm

    I see Jesus as a bucket of filth, too.

  21. Chaos Primordial Posted on April 27, 2019 at 11:45 pm

    A spoonful of Jesus lol.

  22. Joshua Nicholls Posted on April 27, 2019 at 11:45 pm

    That spoon was legit, though.

  23. Nosce Te Ipsum Posted on April 27, 2019 at 11:45 pm

    This is as rediculous as all the Muslims who see the name of Allah everywhere. Silly ass humans, we are seriously weird sometimes 😁

  24. yolo Posted on April 27, 2019 at 11:45 pm

    those people are fucked in the head