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Overly Excited Tourist Finds Religion In Salt Lake City


– Whoa, double black diamond,
I’m in Salt Lick Shitty, Utah. Home of the… Olympics one time. Let’s go see if we can smooch a Marmon and have a good time. Uh oh, come help, I’m underwater. Not literally of course. Here it is, Temple Square. Let’s go see what all the fuss is about. Look at these nasty boys
checking this guy for lice. Whoa baby boy, the visitors’ center. That looks very fun,
let’s go take a peeksee. (electronic dance music) Nah, it wasn’t that cool. This guy is so bored with his stupid bird. Get out of my ass and into my other ass it’s the famous Salt Lake Temple. They say Mormons have a hundred wives and their religious beliefs
are for sure incorrect. Are you joking my ass? Look
how smooth this water is. Hi honey! This clock is moving backwards but I still know what times it is. It’s fun times in Sport Link Uterus! Some people come to Butah for the skiing some come for the snowboarding but I come for the danosaurs! Look I can see my house. Hi honey! Jesus Christ I’m having a good time! I don’t wanna be too nasty but this house is lifting up her skirt. Shit on my dad’s back, there
it is, The Great Salt Lake. They say it’s a hundred feet nasty and it’s salty from the
tears of all my haters. Never stare directly into my
ass, I’m at the Pioneer Museum. And I’m gonna have some nightmares. Nasty bad nightmares. And spooky icky nightmares. Uh, no thank you, bad nightmares. Are you joking my ass?
Is that-is that my ass? Hmm, okay, I’m gonna get
the heck out of here. Dennis Quaid’s legs what a day I have had
here in Salt Lake City. I never did kiss any Marmons but at least I found some good grass. It even was the best day of my whole life.

Jean Kelley

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100 COMMENTS

  1. Sam Nesser Posted on September 11, 2017 at 9:32 pm

    Are you joking my ass! Is that my ass?

    Reply
  2. beaner k Posted on September 11, 2017 at 9:37 pm

    This guy is annoying as all hell. If he was actually funny it would be good- go to Utah, make fun of polygamy and Mormons, except he's someone you just want to say stfu to.

    Reply
  3. beaner k Posted on September 11, 2017 at 9:37 pm

    This guy is annoying as all hell. If he was actually funny it would be good- go to Utah, make fun of polygamy and Mormons, except he's someone you just want to say stfu to.

    Reply
  4. King Peppy Posted on September 11, 2017 at 9:40 pm

    That was 100ft good times and carved out of blocks of laughingness

    Reply
  5. drag Lesnar Posted on September 11, 2017 at 9:48 pm

    every blogger out there

    Reply
  6. bananananaO9 Posted on September 11, 2017 at 9:56 pm

    I thought this was pewdiepie

    Reply
  7. SonicLamb Posted on September 11, 2017 at 9:58 pm

    Just stopping in to thumbs down this. Bye!

    Reply
  8. HavenFredWaffle Posted on September 11, 2017 at 10:10 pm

    He's ready for baptism

    Reply
  9. Hayley Posted on September 11, 2017 at 10:10 pm

    Hi honeyyyyy!!!๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿผ

    Reply
  10. O0oOo8oOo0O Posted on September 11, 2017 at 10:13 pm

    Finally a real good one again!

    Reply
  11. Frumious Bandersnatch Posted on September 11, 2017 at 10:19 pm

    Disappointing

    Reply
  12. AIS Posted on September 11, 2017 at 10:31 pm

    Thought this was ThatDudeInBlue

    Reply
  13. Dani de Janeiro Posted on September 11, 2017 at 11:10 pm

    That grass looks good.

    Reply
  14. Anthony Figueroa Posted on September 11, 2017 at 11:13 pm

    Out of my ass .keep them coming. Luv it.โ˜†โ˜†โ˜†โ˜†โ˜†

    Reply
  15. William Parker Posted on September 11, 2017 at 11:41 pm

    Jesus Christ!

    Reply
  16. Steve Miner Posted on September 12, 2017 at 12:16 am

    Man what a chump

    Reply
  17. h7opolo Posted on September 12, 2017 at 12:22 am

    i liked at 0:49 lol

    Reply
  18. Artur- Posted on September 12, 2017 at 12:50 am

    Is that you Dead Kevin?

    Reply
  19. Leo Granato Posted on September 12, 2017 at 1:00 am

    This is pretty funny, nice video ryan, yes i know your name ryan somethingelse

    Reply
  20. CJ in PA Posted on September 12, 2017 at 2:10 am

    No, thank YOU! Those fickin ' danasores are all over the country!! You needed one of those danasore pack packs Ryan!

    Reply
  21. LandRunProductions Posted on September 12, 2017 at 2:58 am

    Still secretly the funniest thing on YouTube.

    Reply
  22. emcee 98 Posted on September 12, 2017 at 3:06 am

    Can y'all stop making these stupid videos? They aren't funny.

    Reply
  23. soth1 sol Posted on September 12, 2017 at 3:37 am

    HEY! it's that guy's adaptation of Will Ferrell's adaptation of Harry Caray! HEY!

    Reply
  24. Andrey Kitsen Posted on September 12, 2017 at 3:56 am

    "Shit on my dads back" ……

    Reply
  25. frenzisor Posted on September 12, 2017 at 3:57 am

    Wow that was a stupid video.

    Reply
  26. Sharyn Mitch Posted on September 12, 2017 at 4:21 am

    Best travel docos EVA! LOL

    Reply
  27. Elijah Olachea Posted on September 12, 2017 at 4:44 am

    Dennis Quaid's legs! ๐Ÿ˜‚

    Reply
  28. Scott Brown Posted on September 12, 2017 at 4:50 am

    Funny shit right there!!

    Reply
  29. PussMag Posted on September 12, 2017 at 5:26 am

    this guy so annoying, but i kept watching til the end, not even long enough

    Reply
  30. cbacon13 Posted on September 12, 2017 at 5:37 am

    Please never stop making these.

    Reply
  31. herrbetto 55 Posted on September 12, 2017 at 5:48 am

    You should go to Miami to find Storm now

    Reply
  32. Weirdo0258 Posted on September 12, 2017 at 6:07 am

    this was hilarious!! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

    Reply
  33. Oh No I Am Not Posted on September 12, 2017 at 10:35 am

    But when does he take off his shirt?

    Reply
  34. Makoto Higashi Posted on September 12, 2017 at 11:12 am

    This is just messed up.. stereotypes tawords the mormon religion is wrong theyre not polygamist..

    Reply
  35. like a rock Posted on September 12, 2017 at 12:14 pm

    love this guy.my kinda people

    Reply
  36. Tamzey Hurley Posted on September 12, 2017 at 12:19 pm

    This is kinda disrespectful, we all make our own choices in life and we choose our life styles, Mormons are proven to be the happiest group or religion. I believe in choices, we all make choices in life and some people have found happiness because of their choices and I applaud those people.

    Reply
  37. Elle R. Apaytor Posted on September 12, 2017 at 4:36 pm

    Funny! More! This is hilarious.

    Reply
  38. Ryan White Posted on September 12, 2017 at 6:38 pm

    Haha the pioneer Museum part killed me! P.S – I'm from SLC and found this hilarious, lighten up haters.

    Reply
  39. Len R. Posted on September 12, 2017 at 8:31 pm

    Okay. Never seen you before…..but you had me at "Dennis Quaid's legs". Not too shabby.
    May have to revisit.

    Reply
  40. Dread Cthulhu Posted on September 13, 2017 at 1:11 am

    What a twat.

    Reply
  41. Uncle Fjester Posted on September 13, 2017 at 1:17 am

    Really? Thats the best you can do? SAD from the creative POV

    Reply
  42. Crushenator500 Posted on September 13, 2017 at 3:21 am

    "They say mormons have 100 wives, and their religious beliefs are for sure incorrect"

    lmfao

    Reply
  43. Fret Millen Posted on September 13, 2017 at 11:26 am

    Lemme get some of the BAAAAAD JUICE

    Reply
  44. C Posted on September 13, 2017 at 11:35 am

    This is my favorite series ever. I love him.

    Sport Lake Uterus

    Reply
  45. John D Posted on September 13, 2017 at 5:39 pm

    "it's salty from the tears of all my haters!" LOL!

    Reply
  46. Kamron Eytcheson Posted on September 13, 2017 at 6:23 pm

    Its salty from the tears of all my heaters ๐Ÿ˜‚

    Reply
  47. Whitney Allen Posted on September 13, 2017 at 6:37 pm

    I am born and raised in Salt Lake, I have been looking forward to this one! Normally it's annoying when the only take people have on Utah is the tired dig on Mormons and multiple wives.๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„ It is played out like "Gays in San Francisco." Especially since SLC is even not like that. Because of the awesome location w/the world class skiing 20 mins from Salt Lake, lots of liberal outdoor enthusiasts have moved here from back east and it is surprisingly progressive (well at least with in Salt Lake. LOL) He pulled it off here however, this was very funny!! "Get out of my a%#! The say "Marmons" have a hundred wife's and their religious beliefs at for sure incorrect!"๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

    Reply
  48. NOOGIE 420 Posted on September 13, 2017 at 7:58 pm

    Now do Germany for the Lutherans!

    Reply
  49. MightyMitoMaria Posted on September 13, 2017 at 10:32 pm

    Salt Lake Shitty will steal your soul. And in return you get magic underwear

    Reply
  50. Andreas Knezevic Posted on September 14, 2017 at 1:11 am

    Ryan Rocks..!!

    Reply
  51. Cory Goben Posted on September 14, 2017 at 1:56 am

    THESE ARE THE BEST.

    Reply
  52. 5hift 6th Posted on September 14, 2017 at 2:41 pm

    keep doin you bro, and stay outta my ass!

    Reply
  53. Evan Abbott Posted on September 14, 2017 at 4:28 pm

    Never stare directly into my ass!

    Reply
  54. Your Friend Bloggers Joy Posted on September 14, 2017 at 6:49 pm

    Very nice funny video.

    Reply
  55. Willy Maks Posted on September 14, 2017 at 8:23 pm

    Please do a Pittsburgh one!

    Reply
  56. susanrobinet Posted on September 14, 2017 at 11:44 pm

    Get out of my ass and into my other ass that was funny!

    Reply
  57. Nicole Cummins Posted on September 15, 2017 at 5:17 am

    Can you please make a playlist for Ryan's tourist videos?

    Reply
  58. Lukas Strautins Posted on September 15, 2017 at 10:22 am

    Never gets old ๐Ÿ™‚

    Reply
  59. Jeff Zivkovic Posted on September 16, 2017 at 3:32 am

    Dude. This is his funniest episode.

    Reply
  60. Ricky Mac Posted on September 16, 2017 at 4:16 pm

    Haha you got fired from your teaching job!

    Reply
  61. inglorious Baxter Posted on September 17, 2017 at 6:17 pm

    Wish he could've made it down to Southen Utah. I'm kinda in love with this guy and there's so much to see here. There's Zion and--uh—-um— Zion is really pretty!
    Also, not too surprised he found that stuff creepy. Even when I was a member I found a lot of it creepy, big reason why I'm not a member any more

    Reply
  62. SB ESPN Posted on September 18, 2017 at 9:25 am

    Wow, way to nail all the stereotypes there buddy. SLC is awesome. A 20 min drive to world class snowboarding, skiing, biking, rock climbing, boating, etc. Great restaurants, and we pretty much have any scene here no matter what you're looking for.

    Reply
  63. Ben Jacobs Posted on September 19, 2017 at 2:18 pm

    I'm a Mormon from Salt Lake City. I'm both offended and entertained by this video.

    Reply
  64. Ashley Fitch Posted on September 20, 2017 at 9:26 pm

    Hi hunnyyyyyyy!! Gawd I love these videos.

    Reply
  65. Aswawarman Posted on September 21, 2017 at 4:13 am

    Looks like i'm on the weird side of youtube again

    Reply
  66. Sonny Pearce Posted on September 24, 2017 at 1:29 am

    dennis quaids legs!

    Reply
  67. Luke Smith Posted on September 26, 2017 at 11:35 pm

    Dennis Quaids legs! Lol. Priceless.

    Reply
  68. allegiant347 Posted on September 29, 2017 at 11:51 am

    "that looks very fun lets go take a peeksy"
    "nah it wasnt that cool"

    Basically all of Salt Lake

    Reply
  69. Mischeif Blandmazing Posted on October 4, 2017 at 8:15 am

    Idiot

    Reply
  70. usagi tsukino Posted on October 6, 2017 at 4:46 am

    Lmao people are taking this way too seriously. Learn to take a joke people.

    Reply
  71. Steve Biko Posted on October 7, 2017 at 2:37 pm

    ''Get out of my ass and get in to my other ass…''WTF! Dude You got two asses?

    Reply
  72. Jasmin Albert Posted on October 10, 2017 at 1:40 pm

    Pls do Kansas cityyyuuuy

    Reply
  73. Emma Sieger Posted on October 15, 2017 at 5:21 am

    I love the pioneer museum lol.

    Reply
  74. tunaXonXtoast Posted on October 15, 2017 at 9:35 pm

    01:21 shit on my dad's back hahaha

    Reply
  75. bnynjg08231991 Posted on October 16, 2017 at 8:16 am

    I guess people haven't caught on yet that he killed it with this type of character on Dead Kevin

    Reply
  76. Tony Di Pietro Posted on October 24, 2017 at 11:57 pm

    Hmm staring into your ass sounds like fun.

    Reply
  77. Rainbow Rover Posted on October 27, 2017 at 5:46 am

    Another winner, Ryan. Everyone, check out Crazy for Applesauce in Minneapolis. Ryan's best in my opinion. See if you can spot where he momentarily goes out of character. Post the timestamp if you find it.

    Reply
  78. Amber 180 Posted on November 14, 2017 at 1:59 am

    1:47 true to life nightmares

    Reply
  79. Wade Wilson Posted on December 28, 2017 at 2:50 pm

    "found some good grass"

    Wink wink

    Reply
  80. Nunno Spiklas Posted on January 4, 2018 at 5:53 pm

    Is this guy on "American Vandal" ??

    Reply
  81. DTG DRAKE Posted on January 26, 2018 at 1:28 am

    who liked this guys humor more then they liked salt lake lol GET OUT OF MY ASS AND INTO MY OTHER ASS bro your personality's great ha ha

    Reply
  82. Iron Mountain Posted on February 15, 2018 at 5:13 am

    Born and raised in SLC and I found this hilarious and wildly disrespectful lol, but he was just joking so whatever! "Shit on my dads back … " hahahahhha your openers kill me

    Reply
  83. Megan King Posted on February 17, 2018 at 7:29 am

    this video is extremely disrespectful towards the Mormon church.

    Reply
  84. Benjamin Pruitt Posted on March 18, 2018 at 2:31 am

    Salt lake shitty

    Reply
  85. Collin Leishman Posted on May 16, 2018 at 2:26 am

    I hope you come to Utah again and go to Zionโ€™s, you went to the shittiest part of Utah ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

    Reply
  86. Rachel French Posted on June 16, 2018 at 3:07 pm

    As a person raised marmon, I approve. This was funny as shit.

    Reply
  87. thereal dirtydan Posted on June 18, 2018 at 5:21 pm

    He's right about the salt lake shitty

    Reply
  88. Shelley Bee Posted on July 7, 2018 at 2:32 am

    LMAO! "Salt Lick Shitty" I've always wanted to go because it just seems so beautiful. Despite this video, I still want to ๐Ÿ˜

    Reply
  89. JTM Posted on July 7, 2018 at 11:59 am

    This guy needs to get his legs pinned up against the wall and fucked in the ass.

    Reply
  90. Steven Linford Posted on August 12, 2018 at 9:43 pm

    Ha! I live here and I've always called it salt lick shitty.

    Reply
  91. APOPTARTFAN568834 Posted on February 19, 2019 at 7:49 am

    Maybe if you arenโ€™t Dennis Quaid this and then Dennis Quaid that, we wouldnโ€™t forget the Wi-Fi password

    Reply
  92. Andres Vera Posted on February 25, 2019 at 3:33 am

    Where did this series go? He is the only reason I'm subscribed to this stupid channel. are you joking my ass!

    Reply
  93. Manrique Hidalgo Posted on April 16, 2019 at 6:04 am

    I just can't get enough of you videos Ryan. They're hilarious

    Reply
  94. Cricket the rescue dog! Posted on June 11, 2019 at 1:38 am

    Once your hooked on these overly excited vids you gotta see them all!

    Reply
  95. Saoirse Dove Posted on July 13, 2019 at 12:21 am

    My parents forced us to make the โ€œMormon Meccaโ€ trip to SLC when I was a kid. SO boring. Glad that 5/6 of my family members got out of that cult! PS: I love the part in the pioneer museum – I still have โ€œscary icky bad nightmaresโ€ about that religion ๐Ÿ˜‚

    Reply
  96. jinglebells55 Posted on August 6, 2019 at 12:50 am

    it is nice grass.

    Reply
  97. Lindsay Bulmer Posted on November 23, 2019 at 12:39 am

    Just by far the best thing to ever happen to my eyes, other than Dennis Quaid's
    legs

    Reply
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