Overly Excited Tourist Finds Religion In Salt Lake CityJean Kelley January 12, 2020 100 Comments
– Whoa, double black diamond,
I’m in Salt Lick Shitty, Utah. Home of the… Olympics one time. Let’s go see if we can smooch a Marmon and have a good time. Uh oh, come help, I’m underwater. Not literally of course. Here it is, Temple Square. Let’s go see what all the fuss is about. Look at these nasty boys
checking this guy for lice. Whoa baby boy, the visitors’ center. That looks very fun,
let’s go take a peeksee. (electronic dance music) Nah, it wasn’t that cool. This guy is so bored with his stupid bird. Get out of my ass and into my other ass it’s the famous Salt Lake Temple. They say Mormons have a hundred wives and their religious beliefs
are for sure incorrect. Are you joking my ass? Look
how smooth this water is. Hi honey! This clock is moving backwards but I still know what times it is. It’s fun times in Sport Link Uterus! Some people come to Butah for the skiing some come for the snowboarding but I come for the danosaurs! Look I can see my house. Hi honey! Jesus Christ I’m having a good time! I don’t wanna be too nasty but this house is lifting up her skirt. Shit on my dad’s back, there
it is, The Great Salt Lake. They say it’s a hundred feet nasty and it’s salty from the
tears of all my haters. Never stare directly into my
ass, I’m at the Pioneer Museum. And I’m gonna have some nightmares. Nasty bad nightmares. And spooky icky nightmares. Uh, no thank you, bad nightmares. Are you joking my ass?
Is that-is that my ass? Hmm, okay, I’m gonna get
the heck out of here. Dennis Quaid’s legs what a day I have had
here in Salt Lake City. I never did kiss any Marmons but at least I found some good grass. It even was the best day of my whole life.