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How to be an Atheist (Funny) - Ultra Spiritual Life episode 17 - with JP Sears



how can you become a high-caliber atheist you're going to need to learn how to become nothing like the close-minded underdeveloped religious people that you're obviously better than so that you can rise to gold medal status and atheism I'm going to share with you the 10 essential atheist commandments that you need to know thou shalt not believe in anything that can't be proven as an atheist your ability to believe that you can disprove things by pointing out that those things can't be proven proves that you're always right you can't prove the heaven exists and that proves there is no heaven check my son thou shalt not have any religion pretty obvious here having a religion is a surefire way of killing your free will which is the holy grail of atheism since I found atheism my life is turned around I've never been happier life makes so much more sense to me now I love being an atheist thou shalt not be dogmatically close-minded your intelligence and being a person of science makes you more advanced than those with a dogmatic religious mindset science tells you what's real and what's not signs of not old end up path to truth it's the only path to truth everything else is bogus thou shalt believe that no one can tell you what happens after you die heaven hell you're smart enough to know that no one knows what happens I'll tell you what happens you after you die nothing it's just like you've gotten that safe and you never wake up that's what happens guaranteed thou shalt not believe in saviors and their holy books you need to understand that the idea of one man in his book having all the answers is foolish if you want to know the truth you need to read God Delusion by Richard Dawkins it explains everything so true thou shalt view creationism as an insulting ly childish idea as an atheist you need to be appalled at the idea that some higher power could magically create this intricate world the world was created by the Big Bang there was almost immeasurable power to it much more power than what a person is capable of harnessing it's like there was a higher amount of power in the Big Bang thou shalt criticize religious people for being offended when their beliefs are questioned it's them showing signs of their weakness and their inability to be rash you think science is limited let me tell you something there is nothing more accurate than science don't you use your brain maybe God didn't give you a brain cuz there is no God so you got no brain thou shalt not believe that invisible forces are influencing you that's about as likely as a bunny Lena chocolate egg gravity is a force constantly at work you're under its influence 24/7 you can't see it but it's there Newton's law and what have you though shalt replace flimsy faith with reason faith is a fleeting fallacy of the heart that'll cause you to sail off the edge of the world reason ensures that your head always stays in control you can have complete faith that your ability to reason always leads you to the best decisions possible which is pretty reasonable thou shalt not believe that God is a loving God that is if there really was a God as an atheist you know that if there really was a loving God he wouldn't let people get hurt and suffer it's just common sense which also proves there is no God that's substantial proof that you're a bad parent and don't love your children if you let them use your own free will because it will cause them to get hurt sometimes loving parents keep their children in cages so they'll never get hurt that's love with a solid grasp of these Commandments you'll have a good life is a high functioning free thinking atheist enjoy what's more important than subscribing to atheism is subscribing to my channel so please do that and God bless you're not you

Jean Kelley

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37 COMMENTS

  1. David Ilodigwe Posted on April 29, 2019 at 5:06 pm

    easy cuz nobody but other ppl will hurt you

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  2. Daniel Nixon Posted on April 29, 2019 at 5:06 pm

    The Lawrence krauss thing

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  3. Colter Lemire Posted on April 29, 2019 at 5:06 pm

    If your from a religious majority community that has put pressure on you for years to believe something that no one can possibly know, I think it is natural and a good thing for people to fight back when/if they have a chance. I do understand what he's saying but the insults and condemnation always start from the side of "God" I don't need anyone to tell me what to believe or that I'm a bad person and going to hell.

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  4. Madi B. Posted on April 29, 2019 at 5:06 pm

    I bet the same people who don't believe in God believe in King Arthur, and he wasn't written about until 400 years after his death. Jesus was written within 30 years of his.

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  5. Yekkt Posted on April 29, 2019 at 5:06 pm

    How to be an atheist is very simple. Ask yourself why you do not believe in the existance of 499.999 out of 500.000 different gods, that´s the reason we do not believe in 500.000 out of 500.000 gods. As simple as that!

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  6. Charles Dahmital Posted on April 29, 2019 at 5:06 pm

    Atheists are gods favorite creation.
    We never ask him for anything and
    we take responsibility for ourselves.

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  7. Chocolate Thunder Posted on April 29, 2019 at 5:06 pm

    They don’t understand that science proves God.

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  8. Paul L Posted on April 29, 2019 at 5:06 pm

    Funny, but forgot to tie in veganism, which we all know legitimizes any/everything. LOL

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  9. todaystarr Posted on April 29, 2019 at 5:06 pm

    I am atheist, not an Atheist.

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  10. Moogie B Posted on April 29, 2019 at 5:06 pm

    Happy Easter 🛸

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  11. Moogie B Posted on April 29, 2019 at 5:06 pm

    Why does the Atheist Marxist have Kermit the frog's voice

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  12. BubbaScuba1111 Posted on April 29, 2019 at 5:06 pm

    I only troll religious people that have a need to shove their religion at you. This was hilarious though! Being there are many commenters trying to shove religion down others throats in the comment section, I leave you this:

    Luke 19:27

    But as for these enemies of mine, who did not want me to reign over them, bring them here and slaughter them before me.’”

    Great book you guys got there!

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  13. JDN Creative Studios Posted on April 29, 2019 at 5:06 pm

    As a Religious person i found this absolutely hilarious!!!!

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  14. rodprops Posted on April 29, 2019 at 5:06 pm

    THIS IS BORING!!

    (CLAP-CLAP, CLAP, CLAP, CLAP)

    THIS IS BORING!!

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  15. Leo Oram Posted on April 29, 2019 at 5:06 pm

    The Force is with us, always.

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  16. miz erie Posted on April 29, 2019 at 5:06 pm

    Your so sarcstically serious, that i cant tell if your being serious or sarcastic or both…

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  17. Will Survive Posted on April 29, 2019 at 5:06 pm

    actually the Bible DOES say we just sleep when we die. Jesus said it. Solomon said it. Solomon said man has no "soul". the "immortal soul" is a false doctrine. so is "hell". humans weren't purposed to die so God never gave us a soul. we don't need it.

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  18. Josh Posted on April 29, 2019 at 5:06 pm

    I’m so confused at which stance they are trying to make. Are they saying “what if atheists were like the religious” is it just irony because the channel is all about spirituality. Or even is it claiming that atheism is just as illogical as religion. Very confused

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  19. Alex Dalex Posted on April 29, 2019 at 5:06 pm

    as an Atheist I take this video as a "what if Atheists act same like militant religious fanatics" and it's funny as hell :))
    Definitely LIKE from me!

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  20. Mel W Posted on April 29, 2019 at 5:06 pm

    If your an Atheist you better be right

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  21. Karl Urban Posted on April 29, 2019 at 5:06 pm

    We have two choices. Big Bang and creation. You see a car, you know it was created. You see a rock, you say it was the result of a massive explosion. Where did the matter come from that led to the Big Bang? Atheists still don’t have an answer.

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  22. Xander Xen Posted on April 29, 2019 at 5:06 pm

    I like the granpa, he'll be my god

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  23. Kevin C Posted on April 29, 2019 at 5:06 pm

    The "athiest" looks and sounds a bit like a non-believing father Guido Sarducci

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  24. mohammad mazhariroshan Posted on April 29, 2019 at 5:06 pm

    im an agnostic and your videos is so funny. lmao thank you

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  25. Dilara ÇINAREL Posted on April 29, 2019 at 5:06 pm

    1- 00:23 Dont believe in anything that can't be proven
    2 – 00:38 Don't have any religion
    3- 00:56 Don't be dogmatically close-minded
    4 – 1:14 Believe that noone can tell you what happens after death
    5 – 1:30 Don't believe in saviors and their holy books
    6 – 1:46 View creationism as insultingly childish
    7 – 2:10 Criticize religious prople for being offended
    8 – 2:34 Don't believe in invisible forces
    9 – 2:50 Replace faith with reason
    10 – 3:11 Don't believe God is a loving God if there really was a God

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  26. Queen Alice Kingsley Posted on April 29, 2019 at 5:06 pm

    Having an opposite "power stance" gives people some sort of self importance, just be patient with all. LOVE YOUR VIDEOS!! A commercial played with a millennial saying how much money he makes by being awsome cracked me up!! MILLENIALS

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  27. charles kacirek Posted on April 29, 2019 at 5:06 pm

    In my entire life I have not met atheist who would be pushing his non believes on me. Ever. Neither I am practicing it myself. Attempts to convert me were plenty though.
    Ultimately I do not spend any time with believes one way or other. Most of us do not care.

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  28. akmaza ary Posted on April 29, 2019 at 5:06 pm

    just imagining after you die and there is just nothing happen make me comeback to being religious 😂

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  29. Douglas Herr Posted on April 29, 2019 at 5:06 pm

    What's funny with this is the Bible has NEVER been proven wrong. That is a NEVER!

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  30. S K Posted on April 29, 2019 at 5:06 pm

    5.5k triggered atheists disliked this

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  31. idiotproofdalek Posted on April 29, 2019 at 5:06 pm

    Some of these miss the mark for me as they seem to come from inaccurate perceptions of atheists from people who only have a surface perception of what they are. There’s a fantastic satire to be written about how atheists are (and a particular kind of Internet one especially) but this isn’t it.

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  32. Deepak Gaba Posted on April 29, 2019 at 5:06 pm

    God bless or not!! Hahaha

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  33. infinite8 Posted on April 29, 2019 at 5:06 pm

    when are you going to a video on How to be a christian?

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  34. RICO GOLDSTAR Posted on April 29, 2019 at 5:06 pm

    Sending this to my Atheist friend

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  35. Time to react Y’all Posted on April 29, 2019 at 5:06 pm

    I love how he does all his videos with a straight face 😂 lol

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