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Bruce Almighty Clip About Prayers



what is going on here well what is this might be a break really something isn't it is this heaven oh this is Mount Everest you should flip on the Discovery Channel from time to time but I guess you can't now being dead and all I'm dead I'm just messing with you ah that's not funny man that is not funny what about the voices in my head is that part of the hilarity no those are prayers and you keep ignoring them they're gonna build up on you like that but it's just noise I can't understand them you're not listening son let's see you had my powers for a little over a week now how many people have you helped I took care of a few things I write it a few wrongs in my own life first okay I was gonna help the others I think I get out the world though mm-hmm that wasn't the world that was just Buffalo between 57th Street and Commonwealth now I didn't want to start you off with more than you can handle well you took the job Rousseau I suggest you get to it prayers prayers okay prayers uh uh this creepy whisper thing has to Ernie organization management that's what I need need a system something concrete concentrate files let all prayers be organized into five well that takes care of the voices not exactly a space saver though grace might notice I don't prayer post-its okay I need something with a locket a security combination password password yo you've got prayers welcome to the revelation superhighway we bless no miss downloading now it's good speed this is gonna take a while 1 million five hundred twenty seven thousand five hundred and three prayer requests rabitor manifest some coffee wait a beer what has the ASP this Luton Wayne Cafe gratis in your heels now that's fresh Mountain Road coffee from the hills of Colombia okay I had made some kind of a dent now oh come on oh we're a bunch of whiners let's go some people like yes to all ah yeah there you go now everybody's happy I'll drink to that my tech stocks tripled in five days you know something Jill you seem taller I am my daughter pitched a no-hitter I lost 47 pounds on the Krispy Kreme diet hey there he is man of the hour an unusually high number of lottery winners has New York officials concerned so far 1,100 winning tickets have been turned in all strangely from the Buffalo area more on this story as it develops they're rioting right outside the station look the whole town has gone crazy members say something ladies and gentlemen this just in possibly the biggest breaking news story this town has ever seen and I gotta go sorry jack Susan saw yours [Applause] here repair [Applause] Holly 1:17 parks

Jean Kelley

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50 COMMENTS

  1. StarTrekk Posted on May 9, 2019 at 10:31 am

    house full of filing cabinets

    grace might notice

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  2. SpAz sc Posted on May 9, 2019 at 10:31 am

    just create AI and give some power to it but not too much………Enjoy

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  3. Daniel Astbury Posted on May 9, 2019 at 10:31 am

    Knows literally everything: creates a shitty computer that doesn't even answer automatically

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  4. Daktur Pepper Posted on May 9, 2019 at 10:31 am

    Hmm…what if
    Bank Manager: God please protect this bank from bank robbers
    Robbers: God, may our heist be successful tomorrow in robbing this bank.
    "YES"

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  5. Kevin Watkins Posted on May 9, 2019 at 10:31 am

    "Should i commit suicide?"

    "YES"

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  6. Really Bitch Posted on May 9, 2019 at 10:31 am

    If he has god powers why didn't he just make the rioters disappear to hell and be done with it.

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  7. {ɪɴᴄᴏɢɴɪᴛᴏ} #1̴9̷̛́99̸̶ Posted on May 9, 2019 at 10:31 am

    Why didn't Bruce organized the prayers into categories like selfish, guidance, spam, etc.

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  8. loyalarcher Posted on May 9, 2019 at 10:31 am

    YES to all good prayers
    NO to all bad prayers

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  9. un known Posted on May 9, 2019 at 10:31 am

    the doggies like wtf bro 🙂

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  10. un known Posted on May 9, 2019 at 10:31 am

    Grace might notice 🙂 lol

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  11. un known Posted on May 9, 2019 at 10:31 am

    I hear that shiet when im either wasted or hungover trying sleep…I use sage aka smudge to make the negative energy go away 🙂

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  12. Cris Hofer Posted on May 9, 2019 at 10:31 am

    0:14 God has taken Bruce Nolan into another dimension, up to the path of Caradhras…

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  13. proud2bpagan Posted on May 9, 2019 at 10:31 am

    "What a bunch of whiners!" I wonder how many times a day God actually mutters that,lol.

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  14. tereesha Posted on May 9, 2019 at 10:31 am

    "Jackie Chan should be a comedian"
    Jackie: Yes

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  15. Kieran Czyzniejewski Posted on May 9, 2019 at 10:31 am

    I'm guessing one of those prayers was Trump saying "Make me President"

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  16. MCMXLII火と闇の子供 Posted on May 9, 2019 at 10:31 am

    Me: Why did you create blackholes?

    God: YES

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  17. депрессивный студент Posted on May 9, 2019 at 10:31 am

    He could've just made this into a regular work schedule and answered prayers like that. Remember, god doesn't answer all YES, he actually answers mostly NO.

    Reply
  18. David B Posted on May 9, 2019 at 10:31 am

    pretty much POF for attractive women

    Reply
  19. LeagueOfFox Posted on May 9, 2019 at 10:31 am

    I Probably could of done Bruce is God Powers better and more organized

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  20. HowlingSnail Posted on May 9, 2019 at 10:31 am

    If you think about it actually, Bruce didn't really have to answer the prayers. Once they were in e-mails, he could have just gone back to ignoring them. The voices were gone.

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  21. HowlingSnail Posted on May 9, 2019 at 10:31 am

    There are actually some pretty scary prayers in there. One of the post-it note props had "Please send those corporate bastards to Hell" written on it. But then, another said "Please help me get laid", so I guess it balances out.

    I'd like to hope God may have stepped in, and quietly undone a few of Bruce's granted prayers. Not enough for him to notice, but just enough so that any actual terrible prayers weren't granted.

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  22. zodinpuia chawngthu Posted on May 9, 2019 at 10:31 am

    It's so satisfying to say Yahweeeeeeeeeeehhhhhh

    Reply
  23. 8Bit Cristopolis Posted on May 9, 2019 at 10:31 am

    Thanos: please can i have an infinity gauntlet and all of the infinity stones so i can become a God?
    YES

    Reply
  24. Maureen Solana Posted on May 9, 2019 at 10:31 am

    When he described that coffee, I heard Meryl's voice advertising that Mococoa drink from The Truman Show

    Reply
  25. DakariKingMykan Posted on May 9, 2019 at 10:31 am

    "God hears all prayers… even if sometimes the answer is "No"

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  26. Eduardo Rodriguez Posted on May 9, 2019 at 10:31 am

    If he just ignores prayers ins’t that exactly what god already does?

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  27. Promod Gogoi Posted on May 9, 2019 at 10:31 am

    Lol i wish i could meet god if there's one.

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  28. {DDLC} Model Posted on May 9, 2019 at 10:31 am

    That dog looked cute covered in post-its

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  29. {DDLC} Model Posted on May 9, 2019 at 10:31 am

    3:49 wait a minute, you already answered that prayer

    Reply
  30. Karen Ghanis Posted on May 9, 2019 at 10:31 am

    It so funny I can't stop laughing

    Reply
  31. Silver Posted on May 9, 2019 at 10:31 am

    2:30 Yahweh is an ancient name for god…
    How didnt I connect the dots when I younger

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  32. Shishio Shiro Posted on May 9, 2019 at 10:31 am

    Yes to all, but i wished for Pokemon to exist xd

    Reply
  33. Trace zach daniels Posted on May 9, 2019 at 10:31 am

    SO SHWEEEETTT…much love Tee with LIONS NAMED LEO.[the music worldwide}

    sooooo fun…!!

    Reply
  34. Bolbi145 Posted on May 9, 2019 at 10:31 am

    He could have just programmed the computer to only answer selfless prayers that didn’t mess with the economy or weren’t about revenge etc.

    Reply
  35. Poyo Yek Posted on May 9, 2019 at 10:31 am

    3:17 i can do this.. but need someone to put some change in my hat..

    Reply
  36. russell5078084 Posted on May 9, 2019 at 10:31 am

    I'm surprised that keyboard didn't start smoking.

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  37. tijmen131 Posted on May 9, 2019 at 10:31 am

    ''Please god give Charlie Sheen HIV''

    "YES"

    Reply
  38. Joeshar Posted on May 9, 2019 at 10:31 am

    God says he only gave him a number blocks to rule but Bruce can control the moon and make millions of prayers wish come true. A plot hole I guess

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  39. Tom DeVito Posted on May 9, 2019 at 10:31 am

    "Dear God are you insane?"
    "YES"

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  40. Nitro Hit Posted on May 9, 2019 at 10:31 am

    Lol wut if there was litteraly a wish that is 'I want to die"

    Reply
  41. barbarianbijuu Posted on May 9, 2019 at 10:31 am

    if he was smart on the prayer site he made he could have just created and set a sentient AI to sort through every one of the prayers instantly he could even have made an individual one for each person on earth :/ all set to only accept noble prayers like if someones loved one is terminal and dying of cancer prayer answered but I want to win the lottery denied quite simple really if it's a sentient AI programed with nothing but morality and justness would have made things alot easier I must say

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  42. kenny playz gamez Posted on May 9, 2019 at 10:31 am

    Where are the angels when u need em

    Reply
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