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10 Bizarre Animal Mating Rituals


Sex. We all do it, but you’ll be amazed
at how many different ways there are to actually get the job done, and the animal kingdom is
the master of coming up with elaborate and inventive ways. From fish that change gender,
to exploding testicles, we count 10 bizarre animal mating rituals. 10. Honey Bee
Bees reproduce in a truly amazing way, although I don’t think it’s anything we should
be jealous of. To put the story short, a virgin queen bee is fed a royal jelly by the worker
bees to induce her to become sexually active. Once this has been achieved, the Queen bee
will begin her mating ritual with about 10-12 male drones out of thousands of candidates.
Seems like they’re lucky up to this point. However, it all goes quickly downhill from
there, as during mating the male’s genitals explode and their penises snap off inside
the queen to plug her up so other drones don’t’ fertilize the Queen. Did I forget to mention
the males die in this process too? 9. Flatworm
Flatworms treat sex a bit more like war than love. Flatworms, like all sea slugs, are hermaphrodites,
meaning they sport both a male and a female reproductive organ. The male organ is actually
two dagger-like penises that they also use to hunt aside from mating. During mating,
two flatworms have a fight to try to stab each other, while avoiding getting stabbed
themselves. The “loser” who gets stabbed will absorb the sperm through its skin and
then has to leave bear the burden of motherhood. 8. Giraffe
Mating is a rather difficult task for Giraffes due to their incredibly long necks. When a
male giraffe comes across a female, he will perform a test cast called the “Fleshmen
sequence” to see if she’ll be receptive to his advances. First, he nudges her rump
to make her urinate. He then takes a mouthful of said urine, to do a taste test. If the
taste is to his liking, he then begins to court her. And by court, I mean he follows
her around until she gives in and lets him have her.
7. Dolphins Here’s something you probably didn’t know
about Dolphins, they have retractable penises that swivel, and are able to grab things!
This unique talent gives them the ability to use their tools to explore objects, just
like if it were a hand. Dolphins also have a ravenous sexual appetite, and will often
try to hump just about anything they can find, rocks, plants and even sea turtles seem to
get them excited, so it’s no surprise when a pack of males find a female they will often
attempt to force her into mating. 6. Clownfish
Something you didn’t know about Nemo, he can change gender! Clownfish live in groups
where only one male and female can breed, the rest cannot. There’s a very strict hierarchy
based on their size, the largest clownfish is the female, the second largest is a male,
and all the non-breeding fish are all males. If the female dies, the next in line male
will change genders and become the female, and the largest of the non-breeding males
will get a promotion and become the breeding male. 5. Galapagos Turtle
To determine who gets to mate, male Galapagos turtles engage in a strange competition. They
rise on their legs and stretch their necks as far as they can. The shorter tortoise will
give up and leave the female to the larger turtle. The winner then attracts a female
by bellowing and bobbing his head furiously. Once a female arrives, the male rams the female
and nips her legs until she draws them in, which immobilizes her. Once he’s mounted
her, this is what happens next.. 4. Whiptail Lizard
So how do they do it viewers? Do the males fight to the death, or do their penises also
explode like those of the honey bee? Nope. They don’t have sex, ever, because there
aren’t any males. Whiptail lizards only come in a female form, and their reproductive
technique boggles the mind. In order to reproduce, two females will act out the roles of a male
mounting a female. This servers no purpose other than stimulating egg production in both
lizards. When their eggs hatch, they will be all-female clones of the mother lizard.
3. Macaque What if I told you that paying for women was
around long before us humans thought of it? The Macaques will pay in the form of fruits,
for various services such as getting a peek at the rear end of a female, or in some cases
they will pay to look at pictures of dominant “celebrity” high ranking males in their
pack. That’s not all though, male macaque monkeys have no regard for the “Bro code”
and will attack other males during orgasms as that is when they’re at their weakest.
2. Argentine Lake Duck While the Argentine Lake Duck is rather small,
measuring only around 17 inches from head to tail, you’ll be surprised to find out
that its penis is also around 17 inches long. The tip is soft and brush like which the duck
uses to brush away sperm from the female that was deposited by a previous mate. This impressive
tool is said to be as long as it is, so males become more attractive to females, but also
so that the ducks can use their schlongs to “lasso” a female if they try to escape
from it. 1. Anglerfish
Here’s a relationship where the male becomes one with the female, literally. The tiny male
anglerfish are born without any digestive systems, so they have to find a female quickly
before they die. Once a female is found, he bites into her body and releases an enzyme
that digests her skin and then fuses with the female. The male then wastes away turning
into a lump on the female’s body that scientists first believed to be a parasite. When the
female is ready to spawn, the male accessory is there ready to release sperms to fertilize
her eggs.

Jean Kelley

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100 COMMENTS

  1. bvbeag Tor Posted on February 12, 2016 at 1:04 pm

    я нечего не понимаю

    Reply
  2. plmkoo Posted on February 13, 2016 at 5:34 pm

    WOW THATS SOME AMAZING CLICKB8 WOW

    Reply
  3. lol heydude Posted on February 14, 2016 at 7:11 pm

    Whiptail lizard I believe u r having a girl😱

    Reply
  4. Horse Joint Posted on February 18, 2016 at 9:51 pm

    am im watching Danger Dolan?

    Reply
  5. WoWFiend2005 Posted on February 25, 2016 at 11:50 pm

    Sooo prisoners got their reproductive programming from #9 on this list? XD

    Reply
  6. M A Posted on March 8, 2016 at 12:06 pm

    man, some of this stuff is really far out freaky…

    Reply
  7. The Kicking Person Posted on March 12, 2016 at 4:35 am

    dolphins mating ritual seems more like rape

    Reply
  8. James Watkins Posted on March 20, 2016 at 9:10 am

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Reply
  9. mauigio Posted on March 21, 2016 at 10:44 pm

    EXPLODING TESTICLES!!!

    so worth it tho
    -dead worker bee

    Reply
  10. PsycoCookie Posted on March 22, 2016 at 8:24 am

    Gang bang….

    Reply
  11. Ian Watson Posted on March 23, 2016 at 2:50 pm

    So whiptails are lesbian

    Reply
  12. Kelli Westcott Posted on March 24, 2016 at 7:35 pm

    Not as bizarre as durr plant

    Reply
  13. Peter Senior Posted on March 26, 2016 at 1:13 am

    "Best Nut Of My Life" -Drone Bee that had sex with a queen bee or Mr. Sark

    Reply
  14. Peter Senior Posted on March 26, 2016 at 1:17 am

    So, Yogscast Simon's penis is still longer than a duck's lol.

    Reply
  15. Lone one Posted on March 26, 2016 at 2:40 pm

    Even some lower class animals are rapists 😂

    Reply
  16. 1323GamerTV Posted on March 28, 2016 at 2:54 pm

    wait…this isnt danger dolan?

    Reply
  17. Lavender-Rose Fox Posted on March 29, 2016 at 10:02 pm

    erm ok education time its not a Galapagos turtle idiot its a tortoise turtles are marine reptiles and only the females come on land to lay their eggs after which they return to the sea so remember USA turtles live in the sea and tortoises live on the land. sea = turtle, land = tortoise

    Reply
  18. Lavender-Rose Fox Posted on March 29, 2016 at 10:03 pm

    ooop just saw the caption correcting it lol

    Reply
  19. Uber D Posted on April 5, 2016 at 3:55 am

    Why is nobody Acknowledging the fact that a Duck has a larger penis than most Stallions?

    Reply
  20. Arlene Carsonabalo Posted on April 6, 2016 at 9:29 pm

    I'm from Ecuador nd I went Galapagos island I saw turtles ERMERGERD🐢🐢

    Reply
  21. Katherine Bown Posted on April 7, 2016 at 3:27 pm

    I have a pair of Russian Tortoises (there about 5 in long, and the females 8 in), I put them together to mate, all male tortoises make a sound when mating. I was expecting some big grunt. But the male, after biting the female, got on top of her, open his mouth. And I thought he was gonna bellow. But instead he went "Meep". I laughed so hard. Lol

    Reply
  22. HighConic Gaming Posted on April 8, 2016 at 8:19 pm

    MORE ANIMAL POOOOORNNN

    Reply
  23. TheShining Katana Posted on April 11, 2016 at 5:03 am

    Wow my teacher would be proud

    Reply
  24. Mustafa Altoukhi Posted on April 16, 2016 at 12:24 pm

    who wants to have sex with the anglerfish? ???

    Reply
  25. Len1st Posted on April 23, 2016 at 1:05 am

    Lol so like a bees junk just exploded then he dies wow that was pointless

    Reply
  26. Moieshia McGee Posted on April 25, 2016 at 2:49 am

    I'm surprised that spiders or praying mantis' didn't make it on here.

    Reply
  27. Hugo Slacks Posted on April 30, 2016 at 1:26 pm

    I new clownfish could change gender because I'm doing clownfish for my project

    Reply
  28. Nihilist Posted on April 30, 2016 at 3:00 pm

    alot of womens piss tastes terrible so i would hate being a giraffe.

    Reply
  29. Dackse Posted on May 5, 2016 at 5:58 pm

    Backround audio?

    Reply
  30. I love my Kyrgyzstan Posted on May 6, 2016 at 1:28 pm

    сэкс

    Reply
  31. I love my Kyrgyzstan Posted on May 6, 2016 at 1:28 pm

    сэкс

    Reply
  32. SAM M Posted on May 15, 2016 at 11:47 am

    POOR MALE BEES HAHAHA

    Reply
  33. Hot Dog Posted on May 15, 2016 at 9:31 pm

    The Galapagos Tortoise . My face : O-0 . Wut just happened?

    Reply
  34. Chavez Joseph Posted on May 17, 2016 at 3:44 pm

    soooo…breezy
    …from adventure time…..exits

    Reply
  35. Negronatrix Prime Posted on May 18, 2016 at 4:24 am

    Nothing says life like exploding testicles. Yup that's life.

    Reply
  36. It's_Magic 2003 Posted on May 21, 2016 at 8:44 am

    I think you mistaken the Galapagos tortoise for a Galapagos turtle. The difference between a turtle and a tortoise is that a tortoise is designed with legs for land, and the shell is thicker and larger dome while turtles are designed with flippers for water and has a smaller streamlined dome for swimming.

    Reply
  37. iKinqBlaze ! Posted on May 30, 2016 at 11:32 pm

    1:56 look at the giraffe licking her butts crouch!!! ITS SO SMALLL HAHAAHAHAHHAA

    Reply
  38. It’s Trey Posted on May 31, 2016 at 2:50 am

    Mmmmm k I've need to think about my life for a sex oops I mean sec

    Reply
  39. Ash X Posted on June 6, 2016 at 9:59 am

    First word -"Sex"

    Reply
  40. Jeremy Veal Posted on June 8, 2016 at 10:17 am

    Ducks, don't have a penis. Drakes do, but not Ducks. Ducks are female, Drakes are males.

    Reply
  41. shazwan Posted on June 9, 2016 at 1:22 pm

    very informative video. thx for sharing.

    Reply
  42. Frank AB Posted on June 11, 2016 at 2:36 pm

    If you are reading this, probably you are a zoophil.

    Reply
  43. Jay Cobena Posted on June 13, 2016 at 10:20 pm

    exploding testicles got me scared

    Reply
  44. Berris Reid Posted on June 23, 2016 at 1:50 am

    Most Informative !

    Reply
  45. jeez burger Posted on June 25, 2016 at 3:01 pm

    Wow….#3 is just too much!

    Reply
  46. T SexyRexy Posted on June 26, 2016 at 3:25 am

    Wait, did he say exploding testicles?

    Reply
  47. Osaka Tashaka Posted on June 29, 2016 at 1:39 pm

    what the heckk

    Reply
  48. Griffey187 Posted on July 1, 2016 at 11:39 pm

    So the duck and dolphins have something in common with me.

    Reply
  49. Uhh Mitch Posted on July 6, 2016 at 11:23 am

    first 10 seconds and im already crying

    Reply
  50. evie Posted on July 11, 2016 at 9:16 pm

    I'm not entirely sure how I got here… And it's not even three in the morning

    Reply
  51. Honey Pie Posted on July 13, 2016 at 3:35 pm

    2 is rape!!!!

    Reply
  52. Black Red10 Posted on July 19, 2016 at 8:32 pm

    I'm fucking horny right now. holy fuck

    Reply
  53. 3itch Lasagna Posted on July 20, 2016 at 11:35 pm

    "Sex, we all do it." ;-; Not me, forever alone.😂

    Reply
  54. George Shepherd Posted on July 21, 2016 at 7:12 am

    you people are sick anyone who watches this shit is a fucking freak

    Reply
  55. Alayna Payne Posted on July 26, 2016 at 4:36 am

    What if someone got hard watching this? XD!!

    Reply
  56. Prevalent Darkness Posted on August 10, 2016 at 1:09 am

    Nemo is a military solider…getting promotions and going to war.

    Reply
  57. Prevalent Darkness Posted on August 10, 2016 at 1:13 am

    Being a male angelr fish must really suck.

    Reply
  58. Sexiest Butterbean Posted on August 18, 2016 at 11:19 pm

    My volume was all the way up and and I was at school 😂😂😂

    Reply
  59. KingOfKingz819 Posted on August 23, 2016 at 5:58 am

    So basically dolphins are rapists.

    Reply
  60. F-18 Eagle Posted on September 4, 2016 at 9:29 am

    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    Reply
  61. Michelle Fitzgerald Posted on September 9, 2016 at 3:56 pm

    interesting

    Reply
  62. A Parks Posted on September 18, 2016 at 6:43 am

    misleading thumbnail

    Reply
  63. George Shepherd Posted on September 29, 2016 at 11:35 pm

    okay okay I take back my first post I love to watch giraffes hump zebras

    Reply
  64. Dryocampa Posted on October 3, 2016 at 9:48 pm

    My right ear is lonely

    Reply
  65. 6lack Hammer Posted on October 19, 2016 at 7:19 am

    2:19 in the morning… I can't help myself

    Reply
  66. Aliceslaysz MSP Posted on November 2, 2016 at 3:19 pm

    True atoryy of my pets

    One day my dad bought a english crest guinea pig we already have one a ridgeback then we baught it home and put it inside the cage with him then the ridgeback(Oreo)tried to hump the english crest(caramel) but caramel is a boy😂

    Reply
  67. salaciousBastard Posted on November 14, 2016 at 3:46 am

    I'll never complain about paying for the first date again… or WILL I?

    Reply
  68. Dylan DeShaw Posted on December 10, 2016 at 4:17 am

    Ya we all have sex

    Reply
  69. fluffy cat Posted on December 23, 2016 at 9:21 am

    Why am I watching this again?

    Reply
  70. Sweet'nSour Posted on December 24, 2016 at 5:46 am

    I always thought dolphins were cute intelligent creatures… instead they're horny rapist aquatic creatures…..

    I'll never look at dolphins the same way again… 😳🐬

    Reply
  71. leyuen Posted on January 5, 2017 at 4:24 pm

    damm it's pretty sad to be an male angler fish your only purpose in life is to find an female before you die

    Reply
  72. Nicholas Ship Posted on January 14, 2017 at 5:06 am

    Dick sucker says What.

    Reply
  73. Brandon's beard Posted on January 14, 2017 at 9:15 pm

    Horny ass dolphins

    Reply
  74. McKenzie Calkins Posted on February 1, 2017 at 3:46 am

    I just saw a giraffe and a zebra and I immediately thought I'd Marty and Melmon 😂

    Reply
  75. Kaybe Dragonborn Posted on March 8, 2017 at 12:29 am

    Why am i even watching this

    Reply
  76. spronnie trap Posted on April 14, 2017 at 9:01 pm

    what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuck

    Reply
  77. Celestia White Posted on May 8, 2017 at 9:06 am

    Oh God, the turtles😂😂

    Reply
  78. Boglarka Alexa Posted on May 22, 2017 at 8:41 pm

    Me to what the bottom gy said

    Reply
  79. Kakashi Hatake Posted on May 31, 2017 at 6:05 am

    Lizards are "Lezbo" 😱

    Reply
  80. Savage X Man Posted on June 21, 2017 at 5:00 pm

    So bees Gangbang their queen. Good to know

    Reply
  81. Savage X Man Posted on June 21, 2017 at 5:04 pm

    So when people say that their gender fluid clown fish mean it

    Reply
  82. dogs.mp4 Posted on July 22, 2017 at 3:49 pm

    The queen is probably a whore..

    Reply
  83. Alhasan Alhasan Posted on July 23, 2017 at 5:00 pm

    I imagine when their dicks explode they scream FOR THE QUEEN

    Reply
  84. Diana Valenzuela Posted on June 26, 2018 at 6:51 am

    Use their penis to hunt ?? 😂😂 nooo

    Reply
  85. BossCrazyRoss Posted on November 7, 2018 at 11:06 pm

    I am a simple man.

    I see a giraffe fucking a zebra, I click

    Reply
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